Sunday, April 19, 2009

Barry In Charge: The "Blame America Tour '09" Continues

The intellectual Chavez thinks he's illuminating Barry by handing him a book on how America is an imperialist nation. Apparently, Hugo doesn't read that much, himself. If he did, he'd know that our new president has spent a lifetime learning how to blame America first.

I guess the chubby Chavez was too busy wrecking Venezuela's economy to have learned to read, though.

Have you heard the latest from the "oppressed" Latin American nations? They're complaining that their exports are down, and while we're all clinging to what dollars we have left, they are screaming "down with capitalism".

Brilliant, huh?

But what do you expect from a people who were too busy sacrificing and eating humans when those mean old Europeans arrived and tried to persuade them that evolving past such savagery was a good thing?

"The Open Veins of Latin America: Five Centuries of the Pillage of a Continent" is the name of Hugo's prideful book that he handed to Barry today.

Open veins? How about opening your minds? When you're mired in class envy and thuggery you kind of overlook the more important problems in your society, like child slavery, guerrilla militias, and voodoo, just to name a few.

How about this, Hugo and Barry: we'll stop mentioning things like America's 200 years of keeping your South America safe via the Monroe Doctrine, if you you stop bringing up that our fruit companies came down and asked you all to work for a living like we do, ok?

You can read about Barry's pals Daniel Ortega, Hugo, and Raul here.

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